Scientists at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland have discovered microscopic particles in the form of what is believed to be the World’s smallest violin after Katie Hopkins was suspended from Twitter.

According to Dr Milka Fromage of the LHC Institute, playing the instrument would only be possible with a laser beam 1/100,000th of the thickness of an ant’s penis.

He added, ‘When bad news is normally released to the press, we find the appropriate level of public sympathy relatively easily.’

’However, in this instance it took hours of recalibration and collisions before we finally discovered a molecular violin that would work.’

A fundraising appeal for the outspoken commentator has already reached more than £27,000 here.