Southend Hospital’s Accident and Emergency Department have released their opening hours for Christmas and New Year so that local residents are able to have the most up to date information in the event of an emergency.

The opening hours are as follows:

  • Christmas Eve: 24 Hours
  • Christmas Day: 24 Hours
  • Boxing Day: 24 Hours
  • New Year’s Eve: 24 Hours
  • New Year’s Day: 24 Hours
  • Every other fucking day in between: 24 Hours

A source said: ‘We wanted the general public to know exactly when they could turn up and meet everyone who is giving up Christmas with their own families just to be on hand when people decide to drink alcohol until they can’t feel feelings anymore or just undercook a turkey by four hours.’