A spokesperson for the Steak And A Blow Job Federation has confirmed that this year’s event has been changed to ‘Steak And A Hand Job’ day over virus concerns.

According to sources, both possible plans of action after the conclusion of the traditional activity would pose a risk in terms of potential Covid-19 transmission.

It has been reported that initial tests were carried out at a top-secret laboratory in the Swiss Alps by making a small opening in a facemask.

Jerome Robsonne, representing the worldwide governing body L’Organisation Globale De Bifteck Et Un Peu De Sucée-Sucée, said, ‘If possible, a prosthetic hand on the end of a three-foot broom handle should be used.’

‘We are aware that it will feel like you’re getting tossed off by Kryten, but in these troubling times all suitable precautions must be taken.’