A spokesperson for Tesco has confirmed that 100,000 bottles of Advocaat are being recalled after a customer discovered Advocaat in one of them.

Joanne Foch-Weet made the discovery on Boxing Day, and she told Southend News Network that the experience made her ‘feel physically sick.’

She said: ‘I cracked open a bottle of the stuff and poured some into a glass, and I couldn’t believe what I was tasting.’

‘Did someone combine Bird’s Custard and paint stripper with undertones of Mr Sheen to get some sort of sick high?’

‘To be fair, I was only pouring myself a glass so that everyone would think that I was a 91-year-old woman on the verge of launching myself into a racist rant about the Indian family three doors down.’