Thousands of people have hit the streets of London to protest after the much-beloved actor Tony Robinson was reportedly arrested.
Although there is currently a reporting restriction in place regarding the incident, Southend News Network can exclusively confirm that the ongoing proceedings have nothing to do with the eleven people who died of boredom while watching the last series of Time Team.
A source close to Robinson said that his legal team are putting together a ‘cunning plan.’
He added, ‘Tony is in high spirits, and he is even writing poetry to help pass the time.’
His latest piece is called ‘War,’ and it goes ‘Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!’
One supporter posted on Facebook, ‘This is a disscrace his done nothing wrong.’
‘Well other than breaking the law. Are cuntrys gone to the doggs.’