A toilet from Essex has confirmed that he has more seats than Tommy Robinson.

The announcement came just 24 hours after it was revealed that the ex-leader of the English Defence League had won just 2.2% of the European Election votes in the North-West England constituency.

He added, ‘I used to get upset about only having one seat, but now I feel much better.’

‘To be fair, this is the extent of the joke as Facebook are getting the right arse about anyone who even mentions his name at the moment.’

‘I wouldn’t be surprised to wake up tomorrow and find out that Southend News Network have been removed from the social network permanently.’