The President of the United States Donald Trump’s wig has been cruelly detained at the US border.
Trump was returning from a brief trip to Mexico at lunchtime on Wednesday when a border official took him to one side and asked if he was carrying an undocumented child migrant on his head.
A source said, ‘Trump told them that it was his real Barnet, and this made them grow suspicious.’
’The toupée was then removed and thrown into a cage while the coot-like President was taken away for further questioning.’
Trump later tweeted to accuse US border officials of treating his hairpiece ‘inhumanely.’
He posted, ‘Wiggy needs regular conditioning and massage. This is bad. Very bad. Terrible. It is terribly very bad.’