A spokesperson for the UK Prime Minister Theresa May has confirmed that her government will be making an absolute fucking pig’s ear of Brexit as a special tribute to the comedian Barry Chuckle, who died today at the age of 73.

He said, ‘By the time we actually leave in March 2019, the British people will be convinced that they have just sat through some sort of Chucklevision marathon.’

‘Every morning, Dominic Raab will finish every briefing in his office by getting the ‘no slacking guy’ to come in and say ‘no slacking.’

‘We will also be playing ‘to me, to you’ with the final position of the Irish border, before there will be some other series of comedic pratfalls that will be utterly hilarious.’

‘Imagine The Troubles but with whistle and hooter noises dubbed over the background.’

A representative for literally everyone in Britain said, ‘Oh dear. Oh dear, oh dear.’